Monthly Menu - May 2020

Introducing this month’s Farmer and the Felon cannabis menu, with a rotating cast of the freshest and most flavorful varieties we’ve got to offer. Look for your favorites in pre-rolls, eighth or quarter bags at a dispensary near you.

SPK

18.71% THC

Named for the flowers’ distinctive smell that recalls a trademark sour candy, the SPK has flavors of sweet-and-sour, as well as hints of diesel fuel and pine. An indica-dominant cross of Sour Diesel x Sour Kush, these small buds deliver an intense high with moderate THC potency. 

Available in: Half-Ounce Smalls

Midnight

20.45% THC

Give these luscious purple buds a squeeze to release the fragrance of blueberries and lavender. A high-potency strain, this sativa-dominant smoke has mysterious genetics that will compel you to investigate further!

Available in: Half-Ounce Smalls

Tropicana Cookies

19.23% THC

This Sativa-dominant hybrid variety tastes like citrus, with deeper, earthier flavors underneath, like walking through a grove of tangerine trees. A blend of GSC x Tangie, the Tropicana Cookies contain 19% THC, great for extended seshes or for sporadic use throughout the day. 

Available in: Pre-Rolls

 

Lemon OG

26.68% THC

A classic favorite, Lemon OG blends the flavors of lemon and mint with a high percentage of THC, making this a hard-hitting strain best reserved for special occasions, like Friday! A hybrid cross of C4 x OG Kush, the Lemon OG is worth adding to your stash.

Available in: Eighths

Super Glue

21.31% THC

If you like weed that tastes different than the usual fruity fare, check out the unique Super Glue variety. Hints of caramel and pine make this hybrid cross of Afghani x Northern Lights memorable, while the high THC content delivers soothing euphoria.

Available in: Quarters, Eighths

Orange Creamsicle

19.71% THC

An amazing trip down memory lane, this creamy, sweet vanilla and citrus strain tastes just like its namesake frozen treat! The result of crossing Orange Crush x Juicy Fruit, this delicious sativa variety is perfect for 4:20 anyday.

Available in: Quarters, Eighths

Strawnana

20.93% THC

This Indica strain is frosty and fruity, with a high THC potency to get you chilled out quickly. A blend of Banana Kush x Bubble Gum, this is a delightful smoke that will ease you into the weekend. 

Available in: Quarters

GG4

21.07% THC

With earthy, gassy flavors, this is an excellent choice for people who like fuel-tasting, OG-type strains. A high-potency combination of Chems Sister x Sour Dubb x Chocolate Diesel, smoking this weed is a deeply relaxing experience. 

Available in: Quarter

Squirt

22.69% THC

Sweet, tart grapefruit aromas rise up from crushed nuggets of Squirt, a cross of Blueberry Muffin x Tangie. Extremely high in THC, smoking this sativa strain will send you in a rocket towards planet highness, so use it on a nice day when you can get out and enjoy the sunshine. 

Available in: Eighths

Ting

20.16% THC

Fresh deep purple buds evoke strong reactions, with delicious aromas of bright citrus and berry. This sativa cross of Purple Tangie x Orange Creamsicle will unleash euphoria upon your brain, with high THC content and a pleasant sensation of bodily relaxation.

Available in: Eighths

Vanilla Frosting

18.16% THC

The metaphorical frosting on the cake of life, this weed strain is so named because of its creamy vanilla flavor. Grown in the hills of Mendocino by a veteran cultivator, its dense bud structure is representative of the finest greenhouse cannabis that the Emerald Triangle has to offer. This indica cross of Humboldt Frost OG x Humboldt Gelato smokes smooth like a silky meringue, and it’s upbeat clear-headed euphoria is a perfect complement to all of your activities. 

Available in: Eighths

Blue Dream

23.74% THC

There’s a reason why Blue Dream is so classic—it’s a great cross that captures the best of both Blueberry x Haze. Super-high THC potency and sweet citrus sandalwood flavors make this sativa perfect for breaks while doing creative work or soaking up the rays poolside. 

Available in: Quarters

Lemongrass

17.11% THC

Refreshingly different, the Lemongrass is citrusy and gassy, which makes sense for a hybrid cross of Lemon Kush x Humboldt Gelato. This weed isn’t quite as strong as other strains, but it’s great for people who like to puff on a bowl throughout the day. 

Available in: Eighths

Shark Shock

20.68% THC

Shark Shock is a sticky-icky, sweet and skunky cross of White Widow x Skunk that is sure to lift your mood and keep you elevated. Flavors of sour fruit and skunk combine with a high THC potency to shoot you into the stratosphere!

Available in: Quarters

TriFi OG

18.06% THC

This hybrid cross of Triangle Kush x Fire OG bursts with flavors of sweet vanilla and earthy spice. With moderate THC potency, you can puff on these little nugs throughout the day to satisfy your cravings for chill vibes. 

Available in: Half-Ounce Smalls

 

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